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pleatedjeans:

if zeus cut his beard. via

pleatedjeans:

if zeus cut his beard. via

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But do we ever stop and think about how when you get to the core of it Sephiroth is just a kid who grew up without a mom in an extremely stressful environment who finds out he’s been lied to his whole life and latches onto the closest thing to maternal love he may ever get?

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poitou-corrillaut:

((*casually uploads a munday photo*))

*casually reblogs sick-ass photo from my rp blog*

poitou-corrillaut:

((*casually uploads a munday photo*))

*casually reblogs sick-ass photo from my rp blog*

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Be jealous of my food

Be jealous of my food

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poitou-corrillaut:

emoboyhategirls:

Is it good eugenics? To euthanize all women after menopause. Once they have served their purpose?

((too lazy to log on to my personal but this really needs addressing. To say that women have served their purpose after menopause suggests a certain level of ignorance of…

(Source: emoboywritesstuff)

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brookewolf15:

kalliente:

Somewhere in the restricted section, there is a biography of Godric Gryffindor that no member of the faculty or any authorized student has been able to open. If, however, a true Gryffindor sneaks into the restricted section, that student can open the book. Inside is a flask of very old firewhiskey…

Before the final battle Neville went down to the library to try and find something that could help. He found the book. He took a swig and marched off to war.

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I made some bags :D

I made some bags :D

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didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: spoopybarakarts, via loki-has-a-tardis)

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ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
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gingerdonna:

GUYS BUT IMAGINE THEATRE IN THE WIZARDING WORLD

A WITCH STANDING IN THE WINGS CASTING A TRANSFIGURATION CHARM ON THE PUMPKIN 

ANIMAGI ACTORS PLAYING IN THE LION KING SO THERE ARE ACTUAL LIONS ONSTAGE

ALADDIN’S FLYING CARPET ACTUALLY FLYING

ELPHABA GETTING ON A REAL BROOM AND FLYING AROUND THE THEATRE SINGING DEFYING GRAVITY

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

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