Photo
Be jealous of my food

Be jealous of my food

Link

poitou-corrillaut:

emoboyhategirls:

Is it good eugenics? To euthanize all women after menopause. Once they have served their purpose?

((too lazy to log on to my personal but this really needs addressing. To say that women have served their purpose after menopause suggests a certain level of ignorance of…

(Source: emoboywritesstuff)

Link

brookewolf15:

kalliente:

Somewhere in the restricted section, there is a biography of Godric Gryffindor that no member of the faculty or any authorized student has been able to open. If, however, a true Gryffindor sneaks into the restricted section, that student can open the book. Inside is a flask of very old firewhiskey…

Before the final battle Neville went down to the library to try and find something that could help. He found the book. He took a swig and marched off to war.

Photo
I made some bags :D

I made some bags :D

Text

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

image

wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: spoopybarakarts, via loki-has-a-tardis)

Photo
ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
Text

gingerdonna:

GUYS BUT IMAGINE THEATRE IN THE WIZARDING WORLD

A WITCH STANDING IN THE WINGS CASTING A TRANSFIGURATION CHARM ON THE PUMPKIN 

ANIMAGI ACTORS PLAYING IN THE LION KING SO THERE ARE ACTUAL LIONS ONSTAGE

ALADDIN’S FLYING CARPET ACTUALLY FLYING

ELPHABA GETTING ON A REAL BROOM AND FLYING AROUND THE THEATRE SINGING DEFYING GRAVITY

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

(via kissesheartsandpoptarts)

Photo
secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

(via kissesheartsandpoptarts)

Photoset
Photoset

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

This made tear up for real.

(Source: thechanelmuse, via loki-has-a-tardis)